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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:33

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
No way
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When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...