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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Do you think cheating is that bad?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

Then came..

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

Still no good

No way

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the best phrase that sums up Tim Burton's Netflix Wednesday series cast? What is your unedited opinion about it?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...